HOWDY!

Chicken Tortilla Soup

2009-01-25T13:46:00.002-06:00

1 cup chopped green pepper (1 large)
1 cup chopped onion (1 large)
1 tablespoon oil
2 teaspoons chili powder
1/2 teaspoon cumin
1 teaspoon diced garlic
4 medium skinless, boneless chicken breasts, cut into bite size pieces
2 jalapeno peppers finely chopped
2 14-oz cans chicken broth
1 cup water
2 14-oz cans diced tomatoes, undrained
1 10-oz can diced Rotel, undrained

In a 4-quart Dutch oven cook pepper and onion in oil over medium-high heat for about 4 minutes. Stir in chili powder, cumin, and garlic. Cook and stir for 1 minute. Add chicken and jalapeno peppers to Dutch oven. Cook and stir for 3 minutes. Add chicken broth, water, undrained tomatoes, and undrained Rotel. Bring to a boil, reduce heat. Simmer, covered, for 10 minutes.

Top with cheese and tortilla chips.

Enjoy!

Editors Note: you can make this a veggie version by replacing the chicken with white beans, and corn.

Editors Warning: This is a spicy soup. If that's not something you enjoy feel free to cut out the jalapenos.

Chocolate Oatmeal Cookies (No Bake)

2008-11-24T20:43:00.002-06:00

Chocolate Oatmeal Cookies (No Bake)

2 cups sugar
1 stick margarine
3 tbsp. cocoa
1/2 cup milk

Boil these ingredients for 2 minutes. Remove from heat then add:

3 cups quick oats
1/2 cup peanut butter
1 tsp. vanilla

Mix completely and drop by the spoonful on wax paper. The cookies will harden as they cool.

Yield: 20-25 cookies

Enjoy!

Chocolate-chip Cheesecake Bars

2008-09-21T20:35:00.002-05:00

3/4 cup shortening
3/4 cup sugar
1/3 cup packed brown sugar
1 egg
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon salt
3/4 teaspoon baking soda
1 1/2 cups miniature chocolate chips
3/4 cup chopped pecans (optional)

Filling:
2 packages (8 oz) cream cheese, softened
3/4 cup sugar
2 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Directions:
In a large bowl, cream shortening and sugars until light and fluffy. Beat in egg and vanilla. Combine the flour, salt and baking soda; gradually add to the creamed mixture until blended. Add in the chocolate chips and pecans.
Set aside a third of the dough for topping. Press remaining dough into a greased 13 x 9 baking pan. Bake at 350° for 8 minutes.
Meanwhile, in a small mixing bowl, beat cream cheese and sugar until smooth. Beat in eggs and vanilla. Spoon over crust.
Drop teaspoonfuls of reserved dough over filling. Bake at 350° for 35-40 minutes or until golden brown. Cool on a wire rack. Cover and store in the refrigerator.

Yield: 3 dozen.

Enjoy!

Howdy Stranger

2008-09-04T21:11:00.003-05:00

Howdy!

So friends it's been a while since we've last chatted. I have missed you. Let's see if we can catch up.

I turned 25 and freaked out a little bit inside.
We bought my diamond Phi Mu ring which I really want to arrive.
I made fantastic chocolate-chip-cheesecake bars.
Football season has returned.
I'm mildly obsessed with the tv show Mad Men.

I think that's enough for now.

Enjoy!

And so it begins...

2008-07-17T13:58:00.002-05:00

Attention friends and family...

I would like to announce that there are 30 days until my 25th birthday!

Let the countdown begin...

Zucchini Muffins

2008-07-13T14:30:00.002-05:00

3 eggs
2 cups sugar
1 cup oil
3 tsp vanilla
3 cups flour (self-rising)
4 tsp cinnamon
2 cups grated zucchini
1 cup chopped pecans

Mix eggs, sugar, oil and vanilla at medium speed. Mix flour and cinnamon, add slowly to egg mixture. Fold in nuts and zucchini. Using paper liners fill about half way. Bake at 350 degrees for about 20-25 minutes. Yields 36 muffins.

Variation: Zucchini Bread – pour into two loaf pans. Bake at 350 degrees for about an hour.

The Power of Chocolate

2008-05-21T12:27:00.000-05:00

I'm having a long week. It's only Wednesday. I've just finished eating lunch at my desk while answering emails. I opened a Dove chocolate and read the message inside. "You know what? You look good in red." I sat up a little straighter in my chair and thought I do look good in red. Then I enjoyed the most fantastic combination of chocolate and caramel on earth. So you see friends that little piece of chocolate has power. The power to make my world a little brighter.

Enjoy!

P.S: This is my 100th post. It figures that it would be about chocolate.

Announcements

2008-04-17T13:26:00.000-05:00

1. Marshall’s is an underutilized shoe resource. I’ve been to this store twice in the past two days buying quality shoes at great prices! I love it!

2. L’Oreal Sublime Glow in Fair is a wonderful sunless tanning lotion. It’s designed like many sunless tanning lotions, the color builds slowly over time. The sunless smell is very mild, it dries quickly enough to use in the mornings after your shower. The color is very nice, there is no orange tint, and it’s just enough to break the winter white pallor of my skin. I would recommend this product to a friend.

3. It’s opening weekend for the farmer’s market downtown. I’m very excited!

4. I’m going to be perfecting a Lemon Ice-Box Pie recipe this weekend. Look for the recipe soon.

That is all.

Aunt Beck's Apple Pie

2008-04-13T14:09:00.002-05:00

1 unbaked deep dish pie shell
3 tart apples
1 1/2 cup sugar
1 stick butter
1/2 cup flour
2 tsp. cinnamon

Peel apples, and slice in small pieces. In a bowl mix apples with 1 cup sugar and 1 teaspoon cinnamon. Put in pie shell, cut 1/2 stick of butter into small pieces. Place on top of apple mixture. Mix flour, 1/2 cup sugar, and 1 teaspoon of cinnamon. Spread over apple mixture, cut 1/2 stick of butter into slices. Place over flour mixture, this will form the crust for the pie. Cook for 45 minutes to an hour at 350 degrees. Allow pie to sit for about 30 minutes before slicing.

Editor's Notes
1. I used Granny Smith apples
2. Necessary to use a deep dish pie plate
3. Place a cookie sheet under pie while baking to catch liquid.

Enjoy!

Fon-tastic Weekend!

2008-03-24T09:16:00.000-05:00

So I spent this past weekend having my soul scrubbed in Norman with my best friend and my newest favorite friends. I’m going to be honest here. It was a fun filled weekend; full of laughter, chatter, chocolate, and liquor. On Friday night we had a ‘Weekly Wednesday’ where the new favorites gathered at Erin’s apartment to enjoy a tasty chicken salad followed by decadent chocolate fondue. Picture it – 5 women sitting around a pot of warm chocolate, laughing hysterically, holding our favorite mixed drinks. Soul scrubbing I tell you. Wouldn’t it be perfect if women lactated chocolate? According to Oprah if you write down a list of the things you want in a mate they will be magically conjured up at your doorstep - top of Erin’s list was ass-less chaps. Oh, the howling that followed. Saturday we got to a slow start. The Food Network just hooks you in that way. We finally got ready and my OCD was showing so Erin and I had to drive my truck through a carwash then we stopped by Erin’s office to use the printer and drop off her new plant. I brought her a shamrock for her office. Sidebar: You can’t really kill these things. I’ve had the same plant on my desk for over 2 years. Okay, so we picked up Elisa to go to Pita Pit. I love Pita Pit – fantastic wraps. I really wish we had one in Memphis. After lunch we drive around Norman where I’m in complete and total shock over how much this town has changed since I was here in September. Seriously people, this town is like a jungle. Stay with me through the leap – the town is constantly changing and growing up around itself. Nothing ever stays the same. Back on track now, we drove around Norman looking at potential home investments for Erin. A few were promising, a few were frightening, and a few were obviously meth labs. After a couple of hours driving, laughing, and considering we headed back to Elisa’s house. More chatting on her very comfortable sofa, then we left Elisa for Barnes and Noble. Erin and I walk around BN for over an hour comparing books we’ve read recently and authors we enjoyed. One really pushy salesperson later we’ve got our books heading back to Erin’s apartment. We pickup a movie from McDonalds, Erin will have to walk you through that, and we pick up Hideaway pizza. Yum-o. Elisa came over and the three of us watched Eastern Promises. It was a really stressful movie, but good in a compromising public bath scene kind of way. After pizza we busted out the fondue again, let me tell you that fondue is a trend that I firmly feel should really last this time. Seriously, it is definitely a fon-do! Strawberries, bananas, and ruffles make excellent dipping partners. Trust me. After Eastern Promises we decided to try to break Elisa, so we watched The Best Little Whore House in Texas. She had never had the pleasure of watching a musical about a whore house in Texas before. Erin and I happen to love this movie, we are singing and quoting and I think Elisa may be dyeing a little inside. However, because she has far better manners than either Erin or I she told us that she enjoyed it. We chat a little more then all part ways for the evening. Sunday morning we watch The Goonies while Erin peels about 1500 green apples. She really needs this counter-top apple peeler thing. Then we load up the cars, Erin to OKC and I to Marion. The weekend was exactly what I had needed, it was relaxing, a lot of fun and estrogen, full of old memories, and I made a lot of new ones. So thank you to my old friend and my new favorite friends for a FON-TASTIC weekend!

Chocolate Cake with Fudgy Frosting

2008-03-18T11:47:00.002-05:00

Chocolate Cake:
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1/3 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1 tsp. baking powder
1/2 tsp. baking soda
1/2 tsp. salt
1/2 cup shortening
1 1/4 cups sugar
2 eggs
1 tsp. vanilla
3 oz. unsweetened chocolate, melted and cooled
8 oz. sour cream
1 cup milk

Directions
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Grease two 9-inch round cake pans. Set aside.
In a small bowl combine flour, cocoa powder, baking powder, baking soda, and salt.
In a large bowl beat shortening and sugar on medium speed until combined. Beat in eggs and vanilla until combined. Beat in melted chocolate and sour cream. Alternately add flour mixture and milk; beat on low after each addition just until combined.
Spread batter in prepared pans.
Bake 25 minutes or until tops spring back when lightly touched. Cool on wire racks 10 minutes. Remove from pans; cool.

Fudgy Frosting:
12 oz semisweet chocolate chips
1/2 cup butter
8 oz sour cream
4 ½ cups (1 lb) powdered sugar

Directions
In large pan over low heat melt semisweet chocolate chips and butter. Cool 10 minutes. Stir in sour cream. Stir in sifted powdered sugar; stir until smooth. Makes 4 cups.

Place one layer flat side down on plate. Spread top with 1 cup frosting. Stack second layer flat side down. Spread with remaining frosting. Makes 16 servings.

Enjoy!

Mexican Pinto Beans

2008-02-19T08:57:00.001-06:00

1 pound dried pinto beans
5 cups water
1/4 pound bacon, coarsely chopped
1 medium onion, chopped
4 medium ripe tomatoes, chopped
2 fresh jalapeno peppers, chopped
1 tbsp cilantro

Combine beans and water in a large pot. Bring to a boil, reduce heat, and simmer for 3 hours. Add more water if necessary while beans are cooking.

In a large skillet, cook bacon over medium heat until it is beginning to brown. Stir in onion, and continue cooking until onion is tender. Stir in tomatoes, and jalapenos, and cook for 2 to 3 minutes. Remove from heat, and stir in cilantro.

Stir bacon and onion mixture into the beans, and continue cooking for 1 hour or until beans are soft.

Editor's Note: You can add chopped bell pepper with onion of you like, and you can also use fresh cilantro for a lighter fare. This is good as a side dish or as the main dish with cornbread.

Enjoy!

An Ode to Endless.com

2008-02-15T11:36:00.000-06:00

I ordered a pair of shoes on Wednesday from my favorite shoe site in the entire world - Endless.com. I received the shoes on Thursday, and for anyone living a cave that was also Valentine's Day. Inside my package from Endless.com along with my new shoes was a small box of Godiva chocolates, with a note asking me to be their Valentine. My answer is yes Endless.com, yes, I will be your Valentine. Thank you for the chocolates!

Petite Pecan Pies

2008-02-03T16:14:00.000-06:00

Crust:
8 tablespoons butter, softened
3 oz cream cheese, softened
1 cup all-purpose flour

Blend butter and cream cheese, add flour. Chill dough for 1 hour. Shape into 24 balls. Place in greased mini muffin tin. Press down to form crust.

Filling:
1 egg
¾ cup light brown sugar
1 tablespoon butter, softened
1 teaspoon vanilla
Dash of salt
2/3 cup chopped pecans

Preheat oven to 325 degrees. Mix together egg, sugar, butter, vanilla, and salt until smooth. Divide half the nuts among the pastry cups. Add egg mixture. Top with remaining nuts. Bake for 25 minutes or until filling hardens. Cool on wire rack.

Yield = 24 petite pies

Enjoy!

Monday thru Friday

2008-02-01T11:26:00.000-06:00

Monday:
Erin and I were twins in a past life.

Tuesday:
We had disastrous winds roar through town. I spent an hour sitting in my truck in the middle of the bridge rocking back and forth because traffic was parked. Apparently a drunk driver clipped a Jeep in a construction zone causing said Jeep to flip. All parties survived - I hope the drunk gets beat up badly in jail. Did I mention that I was in the middle of the bridge and that there was high wind? I was wind sick. At home we had no power for about 5 hours, so we all sat around the fire place. It was very Little House On The Prairie except for the fact that I was playing poker on my iPod. I got in bed around 10:30 and the power came back on, ironic right?

Wednesday:
We woke up to find the lovely patio pergola had become the Leaning Tower of Pisa. The majority of the day was spent in meetings. I recently purchased an XM/iPod connector item for my truck. I received this item on Tuesday, obviously I could not install it in the dark. To install this item you have to un-bolt the bottom dash for which I lacked the proper tools. So I enlisted my dad's help with the search for tools. I pulled down three HUGE tool cases from the highest shelf in our storage room before he realized that the tool I needed was actually on the bottom shelf. He is really more comfortable in a supervisory role. So, equipped with the right tools I un-bolt the dash only to be shocked by the amount of cables. The instructions on this item are complicated to say the least, so I did not read them. I reached deep from my childhood to match shapes with holes. I was always very good at matching. I could not find the correct hole for the two cables I was looking at. After about 45 minutes I'm convinced that the company must have shipped an incorrect cable, as I could not have possible missed something important. So, I re- bolt the dash, pack up my tools, store them to where I can find them again and go inside. I sent the incorrect cables with my mom to work so she could show her IT man (who originally introduced me to this product) the stupidity of the supplier. I went to bed grumpy.

Thursday:
We woke up to find our brick mail box scattered across the lawn with nary a note behind. I was pulled out of an important meeting where I was part of a presentation by the HR lady to solve an accounting crisis. I do not work in the accounting department. I solved the crisis but I missed the entire meeting. I had company tickets to go see Brad Paisley but I gave them up after the morning crisis and being told to make myself available for the French auditors. In the afternoon I'm informed by my mom that the incorrect cables are actually in fact correct. Damn. So I give it a go one more time. I quickly find the tools from the night before and un-bolt the dash. Armed with new knowledge of the product I quickly install it. Success! I organize the cords, re-bolt the dash, and put away the tools. I spend the next 30 minutes learning how to use it. This product is FANTASTIC.

Friday:
I joined a gym last week. I spent 22 minutes on an elliptical trainer this morning. That is 7 minutes more than my goal of 15. I'm quite proud of myself. My commute to work was spent playing with the XM/iPod nonsense. I still feel like it's a fantastic product.

I am full well aware that I lead a truly blessed life, however this is an accurate account of my week with very little dramatization.

Pecan Sandies

2008-01-28T09:06:00.000-06:00

1 cup butter (softened)
3/4 cup powdered sugar
1 tsp. black walnut flavoring
2 cups flour (self rising)
1 cup chopped pecans

Mix all ingredients, roll into small balls. Place on cookie sheet, and bake at 325 degrees for 20 minutes - the bottoms will be light brown. While still warm, roll in powdered sugar; let cool on wire rack. Once cool roll again in powdered sugar.

Editors Note: this recipe is also known as Mexican Wedding Cookies

Enjoy!

Political Joke

2008-01-23T09:12:00.000-06:00

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven," says Saint Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in," says the man. "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity." "Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the senator. "I'm sorry, but we have our rules."

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises...

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him. "Now it's time to visit heaven."

So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have goneby and St. Peter returns. "Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."

The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell." So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. "I don't understand," stammers the senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning......Today you voted."

- Author unknown

Movies on the mind

2008-01-07T12:56:00.000-06:00

Due to the holidays, there has been a wave of new DVD's in my house. This prompted me to let everyone know how I spent my holiday down time.

I watched movies and I read books. It was GREAT!

Recently seen movies:
Bourne Ultimatum. I loved it!
Ocean's 13. I loved it too, a lot better than Ocean's 12.
Alvin and the Chipmunks. I thought it was great, I laughed a lot!
The Condemned. Good action movie, the premise made me sad.
Captivity. Better than expected, the ending is a little empowering.
300. This movie was horrible.
Ratatouille. This movie was very cute, I enjoyed it immensely.

I'm going to watch Mr. Brooks tonight. I'll keep all three of you posted. :-)

Movies I want to see:
National Treasure 2
27 Dresses
PS I love you (but only when it comes out to rent, no bawling in the theatre)
3:10 to Yuma
Untraceable

What other movies are out to see (either theatre or to rent)?

PS - who else LOVED the new show Cashmere Mafia last night?

Chocolate Chip Pound Cake

2007-12-26T14:37:00.000-06:00

1 box yellow cake mix
1 box instant chocolate pudding mix
1 cup sour cream
2/3 cup oil
2/3 cup water
3 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla
1/2 pkg semi-sweet chocolate chips

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Mix all ingredients, adding the chocolate chips last. Pour into a greased bundt pan and bake for 45 minutes to 1 hour.

I'm pretty sure this cake got me a raise, so I recommend taking this to all work functions.

Enjoy!

Holiday Muffins

2007-12-21T09:51:00.000-06:00

3 cups flour (self-rising)
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 - 1 teaspoon cinnamon
1 cup sugar
2/3 cup shortening (Crisco)
2 eggs
1 cup milk
1/2 - 3/4 cup chopped pecans
1/2 - 3/4 cup Crainsins
1/2 cup melted butter

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Lightly grease 12 muffin cups. Stir together flour, baking powder, salt, and cinnamon. Set aside. In a different bowl, cream together sugar and shortening, then add eggs and mix. Add flour mixture and milk alternately to creamed mixture, beating well after each addition. Add pecans and Crainsins and mix. Fill prepared muffin cups 2/3 full, then spoon a little melted butter into each cup. Bake at 350 for 20-25 minutes or until golden. Brush the top of the golden muffins with a little melted butter. Makes 24 muffins.

Enjoy!

Cinnamon Rolls

2007-12-17T09:25:00.000-06:00

5 to 6 cups all purpose flour
1 package yellow cake mix
2 packages quick rise yeast
2 1/2 cups warm water (110 degrees F)
1/2 cup butter, melted
1/2 cup brown sugar
1/4 cup sugar
ground cinnamon

Frosting:
6 tablespoons butter, softened
3 cups confectioners sugar
2 teaspoons vanilla
4 tablespoons milk

In a mixing bowl combine 4 cups flour, dry cake mix, yeast and warm water until smooth. Add more flour until it forms a soft dough. Knead dough on a lightly floured surface until the dough is smooth and elastic, usually takes about 5 minutes. Place in a greased bowl, turning once to grease the top. Cover and let rise until doubled, usually takes about 45 minutes.

Punch dough down, divide in half. Roll each portion out into a large rectangle, and brush each rectangle with the melted butter (save a small amount). Mix the brown sugar and the regular sugar. Sprinkle half of the sugar mixture on the rectangle, then sprinkle generously with cinnamon. Roll up jelly-roll style, starting with a long side. Cut each roll into 12 slices, place in a cookie sheet lined with parchment paper. Brush the tops of rolls with the remaining melted butter. Cover and let rise until almost doubled, usually takes about 20 minutes. Bake at 400 degrees for 10 - 15 minutes or until golden brown. Allow to cool before frosting. For frosting, in a mixing bowl; cream butter, confectioners sugar, vanilla, and milk. Add more milk if you prefer a thinner consistency. Frost warm rolls. The recipe makes about 24 cinnamon rolls.

Enjoy!

Mission accomplished...

My mission...

2007-12-14T15:28:00.000-06:00

Should I choose to accept it...

Is to merge the best parts of three cinnamon roll recipes into one earth shattering, ground breaking, deliciously sinful cinnamon roll...

I will keep you advised...

Unless I self destruct...

'Twas the Night Before the Big XII

2007-11-30T09:09:00.000-06:00

'Twas the night before the Big XII and all through the land,
not a Tiger was stirring, not even the band.
Their Jockeys were hung by the locker with care,
in hopes that the Sooners soon would be there.
Truman was nestled all snug in his bed,
while visions of the BCS danced in his head.
And Pinkel in his kerchief full of Tiger pride,
and Bob and the Sooners ready to ride.
When down in San Antone there arose such a clatter,
Chase sprang from his bed to see what was the matter.
He realized the Option was gone in a flash,
and Maclin's dreams of running had just been dashed.
The Tiger tight ends trembled as they watched the show,
A Crimson and Cream luster set the horizon aglow.
When what to their wondering eyes should they find,
but a miniature Schooner, seven National Titles behind.
With a wizened old driver, skilled in leading his troops,
they knew in a moment it must be Bob Stoops.
More rapid than Temple his players they came,
and he whistled and shouted and called them by name.
"On Bradford, on Joe John, now Patrick and Murray!
On Chris Brown! On Iglesias! On Hartley and Kelly!
To the top of the conference! To the top of it all!
Now dash their hopes! Dash their dreams! Dash away all!"
And then in a twinkling, the Tigers fought back a scream,
and Chase saw the last of his Heisman trophy dream.
The defense drew in their breath and looked all around,
and realized that their "Pig" was nowhere to be found.
Bob's eyes how they twinkled, his coaches how merry!
As they carried on the legacy left them by Barry.
Gary's sad little face and a fear in his belly,
he shook on the field as his knees turned to jelly.
Pinkel spoke not a word, and the ball they couldn't carry,
Stoops filled up the scoreboard and then turned to Gary.
And laying his hand on the shoulder of his friend,
he gave Pinkel a nod and said, "Like Norman again."
Bob sprang to the Schooner, to his team gave a shout,
to the BCS they flew and left Mizzou down and out.
And we heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight,
"Boomer Sooner to All and to All a Good Night!"

-Author unknown

Steam Of Consciousness Monday

2007-11-26T13:37:00.000-06:00

So I accidentally ate a mini Butterfinger today. I was not happy, it was a bad experience and if I hadn't been at my desk I would have spit it out. This 'accident' is not like an 'accident' where I buy a new pair of shoes. This was a real accidental eating.

My favorite candy bar is a Baby Ruth, which is what I thought I'd grabbed out of the candy bowl. Imagine my shock and dismay.

In other news, both Erin and I have MASTERED the fine art of yeast rolls. I made 60 rolls in the course of 4 days, I believe that's masterful.

Next year, I'm taking 'Cyber Monday' off from work so I can surf the internet without dirty looks.

People, I really want you to check out the following site. This is an honest way to get cash back from your online purchases. I know people that use it regularly and get cash back checks in the mail. You can't beat that with a stick, WITH A STICK I TELL YOU.

http://www.ebates.com/index.htm

That is all.

Enjoy!

Babes In Maryland Photos

2007-11-08T19:57:00.000-06:00

Erin and I in front of the National Cathedral. It was incredibly beautiful. The Cathedral could easily rival any in Europe. Just lovely.

Erin and I standing in front of the creation carving. I believe it's titled "Out of Nothing". It was really intricate, and finely detailed. Absolutely superb.

Mrs. Ann is pointing at the great state seal of Arkansas. All 50 states have a seal in the floor of The National Cathedral. Very Capital Hill, very nice.

Enjoy!

Dear Jesus and your little brother Biff,

2007-11-06T08:57:00.000-06:00

Thank you for allowing us to twirl around Maryland like the babes we are!

Thank you for landing my plane safely in the middle of a lightning storm with a comedian for a pilot.

Thank you for not letting Erin, Mrs. Ann or myself get shanked on the metro.

Thank you for filling my absolution quota for the year because I'm Baptist.

Thank you for the crustacean nation and all the seafood we enjoyed.

Thank you for Visa and all the stores that accept it.

Thank you for the little light that shines and the fiery bush that can't be blown out.

Thank you for the 25 year old bottle of scotch that gave Steve the giggles.

Thank you for all of Steve's Diet Dr. Pepper that I consumed.

Thank you for all the laughter that scrubbed our souls clean.

Oh, and if you talk to God make sure to use your inside voice.

Love
Abby

The Adventures of Babes in Maryland

2007-10-26T08:47:00.000-05:00

This is my title for the long awaited trip to Maryland.

ETA - 1 week!

Get excited people!

YEAST ROLLS

2007-10-21T17:08:00.000-05:00

1 cup warm water (100-110 degrees)
1 tablespoon dry yeast
¼ cup sugar
3 ¼ cups bread flour
1 teaspoon salt
1 egg
2 tablespoons softened butter

Proof yeast in warm water with sugar. Add remaining ingredients, stir and knead until smooth. Let rise until doubled. Punch down and shape into 24 balls. Place in greased 9x11 pan. Pour 1 stick of melted butter (allow to cool) over top. Let rise until doubled. Bake at 350 degrees for about 20 minutes.

Enjoy!

Twirling Shoes!

2007-10-16T12:00:00.000-05:00

Indigo by Clarks - 'Doll' Pump

After weeks of searching for the perfect casual shoe for winter I decided these fit the bill. I received these shoes in the mail yesterday, and I've been wearing them for approximately 4 hours and 15 minutes. I think they are simply fantastic! They have a nice quilted foot bed, which feels like you are walking on tiny pillows. The heel is a nice height and is wide enough to give you sound footing. They look great with pants, and they are supremely comfortable making them perfect for twirling around Maryland! Enjoy!

Book Review

2007-10-07T16:41:00.000-05:00

I believe this is my first book review on my ‘favorite’s blog’ and I also believe that this is long overdue. So let’s begin, I have just finished Excavation by James Rollins. The book opens in the 1500’s with a friar running for his life though the Andes Mountains. As expected the friar dies in a dramatic way leaving a cryptic message for the present day. Naturally, we teleport to the present where an archeological dig on ancient Inca ruins reveals the mummy of the friar, a mysterious cavernous temple, and a very random cast of characters all quite literally running for their lives. The book was exciting, and suspenseful in a science fiction meets Clive Cussler sort of way. I thoroughly enjoyed living out my secret dream of being an archaeologist minus the dirt, tents and tomb raiders through this story. I will say that this puzzle of a story was tied up nicely with a bow in the very last line of the book. I was happy to have closure as I do not like unanswered questions. I’ve just started on book number 2 from this author and I will report back with my findings. Something I noticed early in the second book is that this author has serious hang-ups regarding room service delivery time. I challenge you to figure out what I’m talking about.

Because of the nice little bow on the last page this book gets 4 out of 5 stars.

Enjoy!

You Are a Centaur

2007-10-05T11:24:00.000-05:00

You Are a Centaur

In general, you are a very cautious and reserved person.However, you are also warm hearted, and you enjoy helping others in practical ways.You are a great teacher, and you are really good at helping people get their lives in order.You are very intuitive, and you go with your gut. You make good decisions easily.

What Mythological Creature Are You?

Brownie Extravaganza

2007-09-22T15:40:00.000-05:00

I woke up this morning and I just wanted to bake, so that’s what I did. Below are my two favorite brownie recipes.

These chocolate brownies will be world famous after this blog hits the big time.

Glossy Chocolate Brownies
Brownies:
4 ounces unsweetened chocolate
2/3 cup shortening
2 cups sugar
4 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 1/4 self rising flour
1 cup chopped nuts (optional)

Heat oven to 350 degrees. Melt chocolate and shortening in large saucepan (one that’s tough enough to take a beating with a hand mixer) over low heat. Remove from heat. Mix in sugar, eggs and vanilla. Stir in remaining ingredients. Spread in greased 13x9x2 pan. Bake 30 minutes, or until knife comes out clean.

Icing:
3 tablespoons shortening
3 ounces unsweetened chocolate
2 cups confectioners’ sugar
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/3 cup milk
1 teaspoon vanilla

Melt shortening and chocolate in saucepan (one that’s tough enough to take a beating with a hand mixer) over low heat. Stir in remaining ingredients; beat until smooth. Place pan of frosting in bowl of ice; continue beating until of spreading consistency. Spread frosting over warm brownies. Allow frosting to set and cut into squares.

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These peanut butter brownies aren't too shabby either.

Peanut Butter Brownies
Brownies:
3 eggs
1 cup butter, melted
2 teaspoons vanilla
2 cups sugar
1 1/4 self rising flour
3/4 cup cocoa
1 cup milk chocolate chips

Filling:
2 packages (8 oz) cream cheese, softened
1/2 cup creamy peanut butter
1/4 cup sugar
1 egg
2 tablespoons milk

In a large mixing bowl, combine eggs, butter and vanilla. Combine dry ingredients; add to egg mixture and mix well. Stir in chocolate chips. Set aside 1 cup for topping. Spread remaining batter into a greased 13x9x2 pan.

In a small mixing bowl, beat cream cheese, peanut butter, and sugar until smooth. Add egg and milk, beating on low until combined. Carefully spread over batter. Drop reserved batter by tablespoonfuls over filling. Cut through batter with a knife to swirl.

Bake at 350 degrees for 35-40 minutes or until knife comes out clean. Allow to cool then cut into squares.

Enjoy!

Don't judge me....

2007-09-18T16:08:00.000-05:00

My most recent trip to OU was chock full of fun, friends, football, and food!

FRIDAY:
Friday afternoon we went to buy Mary's birthday present at Hallmark. Erin and I proceeded to sneak around the store trying to avoid this girl that we don't like. She's weird. Friday night I ate dinner at my favorite Mexican restaurant - Tarahumara's. I enjoyed the cheesy chimichanga while Erin and my new friend Elisa ate a more healthy entree. Kudos to them.

SATURDAY:
Saturday morning we got ready for the game, I wore standard game attire. OU t-shirt, jeans and comfy shoes. I was wrong about the shoes. Saturday afternoon while at the Ruf-Neck tailgate (because Erin has cool friends), I discovered that my 'comfy' shoes were literally sawing my feet in half. So Erin and I went to the OU bookstore to buy flip flops. We couldn't find any OU flip flops so to ease my suffering I grabbed a pair of Croc flip flops. There I said it, it's out in the open, no denying it. I now own a pair of Crocs. They are ugly as sin, but they are pretty darn comfy. It's a little bit like walking on Jell-O. Weird. Well after the shoe crisis of 2007 was over I had a fantastic time at the football game! We sang, we chanted, we cheered, we practically sat on each others laps. It was so much fun! Saturday night we went out to The Mont with OSU Kelsey and Erin's circle of friends. I think Erin put it best when she said it was a smooth transition between old and new friends. They are great! I feel like a girls road trip is definitely in the future. On our way out of The Mont Erin gets into a scuffle with some girl wearing a shirt Erin had declared inappropriate. She was later reprimanded by the same girl for said declaration. Don't judge her either.

SUNDAY:
Sunday morning we went to a birthday lunch for Mary with Grandpa, Sam, Andrea, Theo, and Kyle. My present to Mary was butter cookies. She seemed to really enjoy the cookies but not nearly as much as Theo who promptly stole Mary's first cookie and proceeded to eat the entire thing. It was bigger than his face! Don't judge him either. They are darn good cookies. During the birthday lunch I throw an elbow which took out the waitress who dropped a full glass on Kyle's salad bowl after he took the first bite. Glass flew. After the wet glass show that I provided as the meal's entertainment we all shared a roundabout of apple cobbler. It was very tasty. Then we all said our good-byes, and I road off into the sunset.

It really was a fantastic weekend!

Enjoy!

Great Expectations!

2007-09-06T11:53:00.001-05:00

My newest favorite discovery is Jergen's Ultra Healing lotion. I am very critical of moisturizers and I always have high expectations. Let me tell you this lotion is fantastic! It's not greasy at all. It's very long lasting, and goes on smoothly. It has a delicate scent that does not react with my perfume. I highly recommend this lotion for the coming winter season.
Enjoy!

Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence

2007-08-22T12:41:00.000-05:00

Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence

You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view.A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.
You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.

What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

The sky’s the limit…

2007-08-11T13:12:00.000-05:00

In the middle of my third business trip to Brazil you would assume that I’ve made it to top of corporate America. And I have… well at least to the top floor of my hotel. Yes friends, I am writing to you from my hotel room on the 29th floor. I have a fantastic view of Sao Paulo, the city that literally could not be more expansive. Instead of working this Saturday afternoon, I am watching the planes land into Congohas airport. The very same airport with a short runway, and a fuel depot at the end of said runway. No friends I am not outside of city limits, I am in the heart of Sao Paulo. I think watching planes fly really closely overhead is probably something akin to watching the grass grow around a land mine. But nevertheless I’m having a nice time, and there is talk of a city tour, including a trip to the largest aquarium in South America, tomorrow with my new Brazilian friends. Yes, I said aquarium, but since I have found all the major shoe stores on my previous trips, I decided to shake things up a bit. So I’m going to give it a go!

Miss everyone!

Enjoy!

Call me Odysseus

2007-07-27T16:11:00.000-05:00

For I am on a quest! A quest to find a red lipstick that is dramatic, classy, and utterly fantastic. I understand that this will be a very difficult and mistake riddled venture therefore I am looking to you for support and guidance. Please keep in mind that I am a life long lip gloss addict and this quest is a little intimidating. So what is your favorite type of lipstick and why?

Announcements

2007-07-21T14:27:00.000-05:00

Howdy!

How's is everyone? I have a couple of things to announce. They are important, please pay close attention.

1. I'm am seriously disappointed in the direction in which Zappos.com is going. In my opinion the once beloved shoe source has been left behind by other online shoe meccas. Therefore, they have been removed from my blog effective immediately.

2. There are 27 days until my birthday.

3. I will be home in 4 days! As much as I love Brazil, the city of Sao Paulo, and the wonderfully hospitable Brazilian people I am ready to be home. Home being the land of diet Dr. Peppers, wide streets, grass, bbq, mediocre sushi, Lucy dogs, and did I mention diet Dr. Peppers?

Enjoy!

Brasil Update...

2007-07-17T17:52:00.000-05:00

Watching the news in a language you don't understand only makes you stress out more. The airport is about 10 miles from the hotel, in the center of the city. You can hear the planes flying overhead all the time. It's a domestic airport about the size of the OKC airport. It's all really sad.

Being in Brasil...

2007-07-15T16:46:00.000-05:00

Observations.

1. No matter how empty the mall outside my hotel room looks there are RESOUNDING cheers when Brasil scores a goal against Argentina in the Pan-Am games. I'm fairly certain that the entire city cheers at once. A side note is that the announcer on tv sounds exactly like the OU football guy when he says "It's goooooooooood"

2. Watching tv in Brasil is like watching tv in an alternate universe. I can't find recognizable tv shows in english, and when I do the sound stops working on that channel. I found myself watching US vs Canada Women's softball (in portuguese) because I recognize the game.

3. I've stopped asking what I'm eating. It's better that I don't know.

4. All of my websites automatically change to the Brasil version, google in portuguese is not as helpful.

5. All resturants serve the following every day. Rice, beans, and mystery meat. I have learned to love it.

I'm actually having a good time, despite the somewhat sarcastic observations above. I'll update more soon.

2007-07-12T18:58:00.000-05:00

You Are Paper

Crafty and creative, you are able to adapt freely to almost any situation.
People tend to underestimate you, unless they've truly seen what you are capable of.
Deep down, you're always scheming and thinking up new plans. Your mind is constantly active.
You are quite capable of anything you dream of. You can always figure out a way to get what you want.

You can wrap a rock person up in your sheet of trickery.

A scissor person can sneak up and cut you to pieces.

When you fight: No one can anticipate your next move

If someone makes you mad: You'll attack them mercilessly when they're unprepared

Are You Rock, Paper, or Scissors?

Welcome to America

2007-07-03T16:17:00.000-05:00

Do you have what it takes to become a citizen?

You answered 85% of questions correctly. Here's your rating:

0-20%: Maybe you're still thinking too much about the Old Country.
25-40%: Mmmm. Do you really want to be a citizen? This kind of performance isn't going to impress those nice immigration folks.
45-60%: Not too bad, but you really need to break out the civics books again -- word is, the INS is looking for an 80 percent score.
65-80%: Hey, you may make a good citizen yet! Look at your wrong answers and a little revision should do the trick.
85-100%: Welcome to the United States! (And, truth be told, you know more about this great land than most Americans.)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19552808/

Good to know that I'd pass the immigration test.

Happy 4th of July everyone!

Enjoy!

Working 9 to 5...

2007-07-03T14:12:00.001-05:00

Lisa says:
ok so Lou bought pork shoulder and Steve cooked it for me, and he chopped it, if it is good, we are having bbq nachos for dinner
Abby says:
Excellent
Abby says:
Good thing we didn't have mexi casserole last night.
Abby says:
We wouldn't have had any chips.
Lisa says:
I think new bag is in the bomb shelter again
Abby says:
Oh okay
Abby says:
It's like we have a chip fairy.
Lisa says:
yea her name is mom

I think the common thread here is me. So I should probably get back to work.

Enjoy!

One if by land. Two if by sea.

2007-06-28T15:21:00.000-05:00

Erin's coming tomorrow! We have a whole weekend of boot stomping, credit card swiping, sarcasm filled fun ahead!

It's fantastic!

Eat your heart out Cinnabon!

2007-06-23T21:20:00.000-05:00

I made my first batch of homemade cinnamon rolls! I used Pioneer Woman's recipe and the it was pretty easy. However, we did alter the icing recipe (start with 1 lb of powdered sugar, add 2 tsp of vanilla, and add milk until you reach the desired texture). Anywho, I'm unbelievably proud of myself, and the good news is the cinnamon rolls are FANTASTIC! I'm planning to conquer her chocolate sheet cake recipe tomorrow... stay tuned for details.

Enjoy!

Bom Dia!

2007-06-12T14:13:00.000-05:00

I'm back home now, so let the blogs begin! I have not uploaded my photo's yet, but I did receive one in an email today of the group that I was training in Alto Araguaia. Alto Araguaia is the small town where I spent most of last week training the inventory people on the new computer program. Brazil was like a big party, the people are so warm and friendly. I have never hugged and kissed so many people that I have ever met, save for that one Pike party.....kidding.... in my entire life. If you walk into a room, hug and kiss, if you leave the room, hug and kiss, if you go to lunch, hug and kiss, yes a very friendly people indeed. I had a good time, we ate some of the best food. Although my protein levels should be through the roof with as much red meat as I enjoyed while traveling. Anyway, there will be more posts to follow. This is just the beginning.....

Chicago - Holiday 2007

2007-05-23T20:52:00.000-05:00

The following are permanent memories from our family holiday in Chicago.

Good times people, we saw Navy Pier, 3 museums, the Sear's Tower, and South Central Chicago in 2.5 days. Oh, and I busted my ass at a busy intersection. Old ladies swooped in to help me up, cabs literally came to a halt, and my dad's only response was... 'with that slide you would have been safe at second'. Whoa.

Dana and I from the viewing deck of the Sear's Tower.

Mom and Dad from the viewing deck of the Sear's Tower.

Chicago style deep dish pizza... the reason we made the trip!

It was fantastic!

Enjoy!

Happy May Day!

2007-05-01T10:55:00.000-05:00

Happy May day to me!
Happy May day to me!
Happy May day dear me!
Happy May day to me!
Any many more...

Accessory question.

2007-04-25T09:04:00.000-05:00

Can I wear turquoise jewelry with a brown and khaki outfit? The absence of white in this ensemble is making me question the use of turquoise accents. Please advise.

Rose Shimmer Trio

2007-04-07T20:46:00.000-05:00

This shimmer shadow is so lovely! Sephora markets this as a highlighter shimmer for all over face use, but I prefer to use it as an eye shadow and it's perfect for the coming summer season. I bought the rose set. (bronze set shown) It really makes my eye color pop. I love it! It's fantastic!

Enjoy!

The End.

Buxom Lips

2007-04-07T20:26:00.000-05:00

This lip gloss is offered by the makers of Bare Minerals foundation and promises to make your lips look more full. After multiple wears I've decided that it really works! Now, it doesn't offer an Angelina style pout but it did make my lips look more plump. I bought it in Amber, a very warm shimmering shade. It's fantastic!

Enjoy!

Dior Mascara

2007-04-07T20:08:00.000-05:00

This mascara is one of Sephora's best sellers, and for good reason! I bought it in black. (side bar: they offer a deep blue color, which I hear makes the whites of your eyes look brighter) The wand reminds me of a cattail but there isn't a single clump. It makes your lashes look long, full, and dramatically flirty. I highly recommend it!

Enjoy!

Clouds parted... Angels Sang...

2007-04-07T19:57:00.000-05:00

Sephora opening a store in Memphis was everything I dreamed that it could be. Mom, Dana and I arrived on Thursday to attend the pre-opening celebration. They were giving away these fantastic Sephora tote bags! (side bar: my Mom is going to put my initials on my bag) The store was full of sales people, unfortunately they did not know what they were talking about. But I had the opportunity to look at many things I've only dreamed about online. It was fantastic! I'm going to provide a recap of my purchases!

Enjoy!

Ooh, heaven is a place on earth...

2007-04-03T10:00:00.000-05:00

Actually all my dear friends, that place is Sephora.

The newest piece of Sephora heaven is in Memphis Tennessee!

This is so exciting!

Enjoy!

Peanut Butter Pie

2007-03-22T11:11:00.000-05:00

1 Graham cracker crust
1 cup peanut butter - smooth
1 package of cream cheese - room temperature
1 cup powdered sugar
1 small carton of Cool Whip

Blend peanut butter and cream cheese. Then add all the other ingredients and blend well. Spoon the mixture over the Graham cracker crust, sprinkle with chocolate shavings, and place in freezer. Store any leftovers in the freezer.

Editors Note: Erin this is something you can make while your oven is out of commission.

Enjoy!

In-house Emails...

2007-03-20T15:01:00.000-05:00

Subject Line : MEN'S LOCKER NUMBER 27
Email Body : "PLEASE CALL ME IF YOU ARE USING LOVER 27" - Patsy

Response One: "whos lover number 27 then ill let u know if im using him or not ??" - Kasey

Response Two: "THAT WOULD BE LOCKER NOT LOVER. Jeff I can't believe you did not notice this first." - Patsy

Response Three: "i was typing as fast as i could go." - Jeff

You can't make this stuff up people!

Enjoy!

I am in love!

2007-03-01T12:27:00.000-06:00

People! I am in love! I have that wonderful euphoric sense of happiness that can only come when one has found incredible shoes at great prices.

http://www.endless.com/

My new favorite website. WARNING - frivolous spending will occur.

The site offers free shipping and free returns as well as prices you couldn't beat with a stick. So my loved ones (except Mrs. Ann during Lent) please visit this site and share in the happiness.

Enjoy!

I think the "Yummy" is a fat joke...

2007-02-20T16:54:00.000-06:00

What Abby Lynn Means

A is for Ambitious

B is for Bashful

B is for Beautiful

Y is for Yummy

L is for Liberal

Y is for Yummy

N is for Naive

N is for Normal

What Does Your Name Mean?

That is berry interesting...

2007-02-15T11:36:00.000-06:00

You Are Strawberry Ice Cream

A bit shy and sensitive, you are sweet to the core.
You often find yourself on the outside looking in.
Insightful and pensive, you really understand how the world works.

You are most compatible with chocolate chip ice cream.

What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?

Brilliant words...

2007-02-05T10:04:00.000-06:00

"The acquisition of any knowledge whatever is always useful to the intellect, because it will be able to banish the useless things and retain those which are good. For nothing can be either loved or hated unless it is first known." Leonardo da Vinci

Enjoy!

The man who shot Lincoln?

2007-01-26T09:09:00.000-06:00

"NASHVILLE, Tenn. (Reuters) - A deal is almost done for David Lee Roth to return to the Van Halen fold for a summer tour of amphitheaters, sources told Billboard.com.They said a contract could be signed as early as Wednesday for tour promoter Live Nation to produce a 40-date trek, which would mark Roth’s first outing with the rock band in more than 20 years."

I laughed out loud at my desk when I saw this story.

Enjoy!

Ladies and Gentlemen...

2007-01-16T18:49:00.000-06:00

I give you...

The King!

George Strait in concert was amazing! My mom and I had a fabulous time! Ronnie Milsap and Taylor Swift were good too.

Enjoy!

The incredible chimi...

2007-01-07T20:19:00.000-06:00

This was so tasty! Thank you Erin and Kylebob for sharing in the Tarahumara tradition.

The definition...The meaning of the word... INFIDEL

2006-12-31T15:05:00.000-06:00

American Heritage Dictionary - Cite This Source
in·fi·del (ĭn'fĭ-dəl, -děl') Pronunciation Key n.
1. Offensive An unbeliever with respect to a particular religion, especially Christianity or Islam.
2. One who has no religious beliefs.
3. One who doubts or rejects a particular doctrine, system, or principle.

Now Erin, does this definition fit me or your mom? No, I do not believe so.

Thank you for your time.

I have my cell phone on and nearby in case of emergency. We have moved up to Orange level alert here people.

So accurate it's spooky.

2006-12-13T13:35:00.000-06:00

You Are a Bright Christmas Tree

For you, the holidays are all about fun and seasonal favorites.
You are into all things Christmas, even if they're a little tacky.

What Christmas Tree Are You?

One Foggy Christmas Eve...

2006-12-13T13:30:00.000-06:00

You Are Rudolph

Sweet and shy, you tend to be happiest when you're making someone else happy.

Why You're Naughty: You sometimes stick that nose where it doesn't belong

Why You're Nice: Christmas would be a sad affair without you!

Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

Playing Wiz's Game

2006-12-05T15:19:00.000-06:00

So we play all the other word game surveys around...and I was challenged by the one word answers.
You can only answer with one word.

1. Yourself: Amused
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend (spouse): cowboy
3. Your hair: beautiful
4. Your mother: anchor
5. Your sister: sunshine
6. Your favorite item: rosebud
7. Your dream last night: nada
8. Your favorite drink: cold
9. Your dream car: expensive
10. The room you are in: loud
11. Your ex: ignored
12. Your fear: ridicule
13. What you want to be in 10 years? successful
14. Who you hung out with last night? mom
15. What you're not? dumb
16. Muffins: doughnuts
17. One of your wish list items: coach
18. Time: 3:16 pm
19. The last thing you did: write
20. What you are wearing: cashmere
21. Your favorite weather: sun
22. Your favorite book: awakening
23. The last thing you ate: cheeseburger
24. Your life: lovely
25. Your mood: content
26. Your best friend: panicked
27. What are you thinking about right now? reports
28. Your car: clean
29. What are you doing at the moment? blogging
30. Your summer: work
31. Your relationship status: unique
32. What is on your TV? SVU
33. What is the weather like? sunny
34. When is the last time you laughed? currently

FIVE STARS!

2006-12-04T12:52:00.000-06:00

I give this lip gloss my highest recommendation.
This lip gloss is fabulous! It has an SPF 20, and feels great on your lips. I would highly recommend everyone purchase at least one tube for these cold weather months. They come in an assorted variety of shades, and the color is very sheer. It's wonderful! Your lips will thank you!
Enjoy!

Red Velvet Cake

2006-11-24T20:38:00.000-06:00

1/2 cup shortening
1 1/2 cups sugar
2 large eggs
1 or 2 (1-ounce) bottles red food coloring
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 1/2 cups sifted cake flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 teaspoons cocoa
1 cup buttermilk
1 tablespoon white vinegar
1 teaspoon baking soda
Cream Cheese Frosting
Garnish: chopped pecans

Beat shortening at medium speed with an electric mixer until fluffy; gradually add sugar, beating well. Add eggs, 1 at a time, beating until blended after each addition.

Stir in food coloring and vanilla, blending well.

Combine flour, salt, and cocoa; set aside.

Combine buttermilk, vinegar, and soda in a 4-cup liquid measuring cup. (Mixture will bubble.)

Add flour mixture to shortening mixture, alternately with buttermilk mixture, beginning and ending with flour mixture. Beat at low speed until blended after each addition. Beat at medium speed 2 minutes; pour batter into 3 greased and floured 8-inch round cakepans.

Bake at 350° for 25 minutes. Cool in pans on wire racks 10 minutes; remove from pans, and cool completely on wire racks.
Spread Cream Cheese Frosting between layers and on top of cake. Garnish with chopped pecans, if desired.

Extra Tips:
Use 1 bottle of food coloring for bright red cake, and 2 bottles for deep red.
Sheet Cake: Pour batter into a greased and floured 13- x 9-inch pan. Bake at 350° for 30 minutes. Cool completely in pan on a wire rack. Spread cream cheese frosting on top of cake. Garnish, if desired. Yield: 1 (13- x 9-inch) cake.

Enjoy!

Tis the Season...

2006-11-16T10:47:00.000-06:00

What is your favorite color(s)? Red in theory, but depends on the item of discussion.

Favorite Candy/snack? Twix/DDP

Magazine? Glamour

What size sock do you wear? Please do not buy me socks. My shoe size however is 9.5

Hobbies? Tivo

What is your LEAST favorite smell? Coconut. Y.u.c.k.

Do you prefer to write with a pencil or pen? A pen. Specifically the pens that Aunt Karen buys for their business.

Are you collecting anything these days? Spectacular perfume bottles.

What is your favorite scent (this season)? Romance by Ralph Lauren.

What bookstore do you go to? Barnes and Noble or Amazon.

What else do you want us to know? That I love Sephora, and all things makeup. I have a Christmas list started, please let me know when it is time to be distributed.

No real surprise here...

2006-11-04T20:16:00.000-06:00

Your Linguistic Profile:

60% General American English

25% Dixie

5% Midwestern

5% Upper Midwestern

0% Yankee

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Like a kid in a candy store...

2006-10-27T15:23:00.000-05:00

I choked on a milk dud...

Paper clips ... the superstars of office supplies.

2006-10-17T11:26:00.000-05:00

I have come to realize today that I would not be able to work successfully without paper clips. I use them to organize my thoughts, documents, and my life. Occasionally one will sacrifice itself so that I can bend and twist it as a controller for a nervous habit. These are really the qualities of a superstar. I feel like no office could run smoothly without a large pile of paper clips because there are times when staples just will not do. So, my friends I would like to acknowledge the paper clip for it's willingness to serve my office needs.

Enjoy!

Happy One Year Anniversary to Me

2006-09-26T10:41:00.000-05:00

I have been working at AC for one year. Tradition says that this is the paper/clock anniversary. I'm going to consider the paper copy of my paycheck as my present. In this first year I have learned many things regarding the real world. For instance, I have learned that just because their drivers license says they are adults does not mean that they act like adults. I have learned that is it too much to ask for people to simply shut up and quietly do what you originally asked. I have learned that anytime a term of affection is used to brace yourself for the news that is about to follow. "Dear, that cargo was stolen by guerilla fighters." I have learned that you have to accept the fact that lunch hours vary by country and culture. For example, I usually take a 30 minute lunch whereas my coworkers in more southern regions typically take 2 hours. I have learned that you really do miss the 5% that comes out of your paycheck and into your retirement fund. I have learned that the company grapevine is far more important, not to mention more accurate, than the company newsletter. And finally, I have learned that I have a lot more to learn about cotton, cultures, patience, and life.

Enjoy!

Don't say I didn't warn you.

2006-09-19T18:40:00.000-05:00

Howdy!

Okay, I've spent the last 30 minutes trying to park the car on this website. It's an addictive little game. Go try it!

http://www.107.peugeot.co.uk/peugeot.swf

Enjoy!

OKLAHOMA OR BUST!

2006-09-15T08:47:00.000-05:00

Howdy!

We have 7 days until I am in Norman again!

Get excited people!

Woo Hoo!

Yea!

Look Ma! No hands!

2006-09-12T15:04:00.000-05:00

Howdy!

Isn't he cute? This is my cousin Miller. I have two thoughts about this photo. He is either too sleepy to care that I'm holding him or he is the only baby in creation that likes me. I'm hoping it's the second one.

Enjoy!

Pictures as promised...

2006-09-04T19:44:00.000-05:00

Howdy! This is a picture of half my room, and it includes the second biggest purchase of my adult life. How fabulous is the sofa?

Howdy! This is the front of the house. Any other pictures will have to be posted by my mom.

August

2006-08-31T11:39:00.000-05:00

Howdy

How is everyone? Well, on this last day of August I feel it is necessary for me to recap what has happened in this most unusually busy month. We moved Dana up to Fayetteville. We celebrated my 23rd birthday. We celebrated my mothers birthday/anniversary. And finally we moved into a new house. Dana's move in day was a carefully orchestrated symphony of SUV's. The housing people have you pull into these zones, they swarm your vehicle to help unload EVERYTHING onto the pavement in your designated parking place then promptly have you move your cars to make space for the next chorus line. Then, you shuttle your belonging to the outrageous elevator line while trying to avoid the dancing SUV's and 18 year old girls that are following their dads trucks so closely that you think they are being towed. It was all really very exciting. Move in day at our new house was also very interesting. We had 8 movers and 2 trucks. It took 6 hours to get our belongings inside the walls of the house. The movers were a very friendly bunch, Dana and I decided that one mover looked remarkably like Snoop Dog. After spending 6 hours with the movers you tend to learn their personalities. Mr. OCD was fascinating to watch, he would come back inside and rearrange the location of all the lamps. He claimed that he couldn't stand the chaos. I think that he has chose the wrong profession because what is moving if not organized chaos. Then we had Sir Bitch-a-lot, he seemed to always pick the items that required him to go upstairs. The majority of items going upstairs were mine and were clearly marked with a bright blue label so I do not feel guilty. I feel like he should have picked up a box without a blue label if he hated stairs so much. And finally, I would like to thank the movers, because without them the move into the new house would never have taken place.

Enjoy!

Details, and photos of the new house will be coming soon.

Is it bad luck to kill a pigeon?

2006-08-24T08:54:00.000-05:00

I know that it is bad luck to kill a mockingbird, and I even think that Native American's consider it bad luck to kill a crow. But is it bad luck to kill a pigeon?

Let me start out by saying that I was not aiming my SUV at the pigeon. The pigeon hit me during my morning commute on I-40. The pigeon was flying about 4 feet high and looked like he was banking a curve for a landing when he hit the bottom corner of my windshield with a loud "thump". It really all happened in slow motion. My Dad decided that the pigeon's name was probably Ralph, and he had a New York accent. Erin decided that I was doing Mother Nature a favor by weeding out the 'retarded genes' in the pigeon gene pool.

I'm really in shock about the whole thing.

Happy Birthday!

2006-08-17T08:50:00.000-05:00

Happy Birthday to me!
Happy Birthday to me!
Happy Birthday dear me!
Happy Birthday to me!

An Ideal Sunday

2006-08-06T14:15:00.000-05:00

Howdy!

How is everyone? I'm good, thanks. Today is Sunday, and there are 10 days until my birthday. I'm spending the day watching my new "Swiss Family Robinson" DVD, thanks to Amazon.com. It's an ideal Sunday.

I hope that each one of you is enjoying an ideal Sunday, filled with relaxation, laughter, family, and of course, Ho-Ho's.

Enjoy!

Warm up your singing voices...

2006-08-01T09:17:00.000-05:00

I would like to announce that there are 17 days until my birthday!

Woo hoo!

People! People!

2006-07-26T10:37:00.000-05:00

I am happy to announce that there are 18 days until Dana moves to college.

I am also happy to announce that there are 22 days until:
a) I turn 23 years old.
b) Erin's visit here in Memphis.

I am also happy to announce that there are 23 days until Erin turns 23 years old.

And finally I am happy to announce that there are 25 days until Mom's birthday/anniversary.

Fine Print: Yes, I will miss Dana at college. Yes, I am happy that Erin is visiting me. I should get brownie points for not mentioning Mom's age.

Announcement

2006-07-17T19:32:00.000-05:00

Howdy

I would like to announce that there are 31 days until my birthday and until Erin visits me here in Memphis. Also, I would like to mention that there are 32 day until her birthday.

Yea, that about covers it.

Management apologizes for the oversight.

A more specific prayer

2006-07-17T17:04:00.000-05:00

Dear Jesus,

Please sell our house AGAIN, and this time to nice people.

Love
Abby

Let the countdown begin...

2006-07-14T11:05:00.000-05:00

Howdy!

I just wanted to let everyone know that there are 34 days until my birthday. Please make a note of the special occasion!

The cold realities of packing

2006-07-13T10:56:00.000-05:00

1. A box full of purses is heavier than a box full of books.

2. I seriously underestimated the number of boxes that it would take to pack 23 years worth of stuff.

3. I would rather have teeth pulled than pack.

4. I have rediscovered so many books/clothes/shoes etc.

5. It is all worth it because I will finally have my own bathroom for the first time in my entire life.

Enjoy!

Out of Order

2006-07-06T11:29:00.000-05:00

Okay people, I'm having all 5 (yes, I'm a genetic mutant) of my wisdom teeth removed in the morning so I may be out of commission for a few days. Also, can we please avoid all jokes about my sudden loss of 'wisdom'.

Thanks,
Management

Howdy

2006-07-05T14:39:00.000-05:00

The problem with holidays in the middle of the week is that when you return to work the next day there are a lot of fires to put out.

How is everyone?

Just checking in really.

Newest Obsession

2006-07-03T12:59:00.000-05:00

Howdy!

This is my newest obsession, I love it so much that I bought 2! This lipbalm takes me back to my childhood full of gigantic pencils, nap time and cursive writing.

Enjoy!

Wednesday's child is full of woe.

2006-06-28T13:19:00.000-05:00

Yea, that about sums it up.

A little prayer...

2006-06-22T13:52:00.000-05:00

Dear Jesus

Please sell our house.

Love
Abby

Lemon Icebox Pie

2006-06-19T10:15:00.000-05:00

1 (8oz) package of cream cheese, room temperature
1 (14oz) can condensed milk
1/2 cup fresh lemon juice
1 tsp vanilla flavoring
1 prepared Graham cracker pie crust

Blend all ingredients together (except crust) on high until fluffy and smooth. Pour into pie crust, and refrigerate for 4 hours. Serve with coolwhip if desired.

This is a fabulous recipe. It was easy as pie.

Enjoy!

Marinated Cheese Squares

2006-06-08T08:38:00.000-05:00

1/2 cup olive oil
1/2 cup white wine vinegar
3 tbsps chopped fresh parsley
3 tbsps minced green onions (optional)
1 teaspoon sugar
3/4 teaspoon dried basil
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon pepper
3 cloves garlic, minced
1 (2-ounce) jar pimiento, drained
1 jar capers, drained
1 (8-ounce) block cream cheese
1 (8-ounce) block mild cheddar cheese, chilled.

Combine all ingredients except cheese, pimiento and capers. Cover tightly and shake vigorously. Set aside.
Blend cream cheese with about 2 tbsps of the marinade. Cut cheddar longwise into 1/4 inch thick slices. Spread cream cheese on slice of cheddar and top with another slice of cheddar. Cut into 1 x 1 inch squares.
Stand cheese 'sandwiches' on their side in serving dish (make sure it has a lip) then pour marinade over cheese. Cover and refrigerate for at least 4 hours (overnight is great). Top with capers and pimiento, and green onion for garnish.
Serve with crackers or alone speared with toothpicks.

Note: this recipe is very user friendly and could be easily adjusted to include roasted bell peppers, sun dried tomatoes, anything your heart desires.

Enjoy!

Beauty Secret

2006-06-04T15:56:00.000-05:00

POSITIVELY RADIANT® DAILY MOISTURIZER WITH SPF 15
With an exclusive Total Soy Complex and Natural Light Diffusers, this daily moisturizer helps to naturally even out skin tone and immediately reflect light to bring out skin's natural radiance. This light, fast-absorbing moisturizer is clinically proven to even out skin tone, improve skin texture, and leave skin soft and smooth. It's gentle enough to use every day and even good for sensitive skin. Additional Product Benefits Include: SPF 15 UVA/UVB sunscreen, oil-free, hypoallergenic, noncomedogenic

Howdy! How is everyone? Because this is a forum for my favorites I've decided to post my single most important beauty secret. I wear this lotion under my makeup everyday, and as a moisturizer at night. It's incredible! I would like to remind all my loved ones the importance of wearing sunscreen daily. Enjoy!

Mystery Pecan Pie

2006-06-04T10:51:00.000-05:00

Topping: 3 eggs
1/4 cup sugar
1 cup light corn syrup
1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Pie: 1 (8-ounce) package cream cheese
1/3 cup sugar
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 egg
1 un-baked deep-dish (9-inch) pie shell
1 1/4 cups chopped pecans

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
Combine all topping ingredients in a medium bowl. Set aside.
In a medium bowl, mix cream cheese, sugar, salt, vanilla, and egg until combined. Pour into pie shell. Top with chopped pecans. Pour topping over pecans. Bake for 45 minutes. Serve warm or at room temperature.

Enjoy!

Let there be light... and a fan!

2006-06-02T09:05:00.000-05:00

Howdy!

To my friends and family I would like to announce that I have successfully installed a brand new ceiling fan, with a light kit in my bedroom. It took me about three hours, but it is complete and functioning properly. Last night I was able to enjoy the quiet murmur of air being gently circulated around me while I dreamt of fascinating places like Lowe's and Home Depot. Obviously, I am very proud of myself.

Big Kids Meal

2006-05-30T20:25:00.000-05:00

Howdy!

How is everyone? So today I said "naked women" in front of my HR director and a new employee, a Brazilian yelled at me in Portuguese, I got a paper cut, and I ordered a big kids meal at McDonalds. I have survived another Tuesday. I'm kind of proud of myself. By the way, the toy was a mini build-a-bear.

INVASION OF THE BLOG

2006-05-29T14:42:00.000-05:00

How's it going? So, I've found this blogging lifestyle to be very addicting. I hope that once I return to work after my incredibly HOT vacation weekend that my blog will not continue to completely occupy my thoughts.